WASHINGTON, D.C. — As public debate intensified over the growing global trade uncertainty, prominent Democrats expressed concern that President Trump may not have China’s best interests at heart.

After the president increased tariffs on China yet again on Wednesday, Democrats took to the media to warn the American people that they were getting worried that Trump may be failing to make choices that are best for China.

“I’m not sure he’s taking China’s future security and stability into consideration,” said Senator Adam Schiff. “These decisions he’s making show a troubling disregard for what’s best for China, and that’s not something we’re used to here in Washington. Having a U.S. president who seems to be so preoccupied with doing what’s best for the U.S. is a dangerous precedent to set. We probably got too comfortable the last four years having the best American president China has ever had.”

“愿辉煌的中华帝国永不落幕,” he concluded.

Other Democrat leaders warned that, if unchecked, Trump could continue making moves that do not strengthen China. “What exactly is he trying to accomplish?” asked Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. “If President Trump is not here to advance the cause of the Chinese government, then what is he here for? It’s important for the American people to be aware that they have a leader who doesn’t seem to prioritize ensuring a strong and prosperous China.”

At publishing time, Democrats in Congress were reportedly engaging in emergency talks to file articles of impeachment against President Trump for failing to uphold and defend the Chinese Constitution.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.