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Humor / The Babylon Bee / April 4, 2025

Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes

“Taxes are fascism!” said several paid Democrat protestors outside the White House.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / April 3, 2025

Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA on the Dangers of Crystal Meth

“Anyone who sees or hears Senator Booker today will know that meth is not something to play with.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / April 2, 2025

JD Vance Sweetens Deal by Offering Statue of Liberty to Greenland

The Greenlanders were reportedly impressed by the offer.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 31, 2025

Trump Leaves Presidency to Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge

“They seem to really be able to do anything they want.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 28, 2025

9 Dangerous Weapons Being Confiscated by British Police

We feel much safer with these weapons off the streets.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 26, 2025

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building as Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down

“This’ll show Musk who’s boss! Burn it to the ground!”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 25, 2025

‘Snow White’ Beaten at Box Office by Middle School Recorder Recital

“Congratulations to the Recorder Rascals of Rushville, you earned it.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 24, 2025

7 Most Shocking Revelations From the JFK Files

“Fidel Castro fathered a son out of wedlock named Justin.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 20, 2025

Breaking: Biden’s Official Statement on His Alleged Use of Autopen

A spokesperson says they hope this will put the “wild accusations” to rest.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 19, 2025

Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned to Space Station

“I will not stand by while Donald Trump abuses his power like a dictator.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 18, 2025

51 Former Intelligence Officials Insist Biden Never Once Used an Autopen

“I personally witnessed Biden signing the pardons with my own two eyes,” said former CIA Director John Brennan.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 17, 2025

Enough Is Enough: Supreme Court Rules First Amendment Does Not Apply to Meghan Markle

At publishing time, President Donald Trump had Meghan Markle arrested and charged with crimes against humanity.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 14, 2025

Liberals Defeat Nazis by Painting Swastikas Everywhere and Torching Immigrant Businesses

“I literally had to get several swastikas tattooed on my face, but it was all worth it to defeat Hitler’s second coming.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 13, 2025

Layoffs Delayed as Dept. of Education Unable to Calculate What Fifty Percent of Employees Would Be

“We really don’t know how to proceed. I wish there were some sort of department of fractions.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / March 12, 2025

Trump Demands Investigation Into Whoever Nominated Amy Coney Barrett

“She has been a big disappointment. Very sad. Very tragic, what she’s done. We have to find out who did it.”

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