10 Suspicious Names Still on Social Security Rolls
Elvis Presley, George Washington, Leeroy Jenkins, Obi-Wan Kenobi…
RFK Jr.’s New and Improved Food Pyramid
We’ll all be killing bears and doing shirtless push-ups in no time.
Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem
The loser nation then got absolutely smoked by their imminent conquerors.
Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored by E.U.
The European Union warned Vance they would throw him in Auschwitz if he continued calling them “fascist.”
Congress Announces New Oversight Committee to Oversee Government Oversight Committee
“We will get to the bottom of whether or not the oversight committee is overseeing anything.”
Democrats Furious Republicans Trying to Control Government Just Because They Won Election
“Winning the election gives Republicans no right to run this country,” shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren at a protest.
10 Essential Things USAID Provides to Poor Kids in Foreign Countries
Contraceptives, subscriptions to Politico, rocket-propelled grenades, gay stuff…
Nation Asks if That Security Guy Can Please Just Follow Congress Around and Keep Them From Doing Anything Ever
“The country would be so much better off.”
10 Inefficiencies in Government Computer Systems Identified by DOGE Workers
The Social Security numbers for every American were being stored in one big MS Word doc.
Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government
“We are literally watching Democracy crumble before our very eyes,” said Senator Chuck Schumer.
Trump Becomes First Fascist in History to Reduce Size of Government
“Only time will tell, but Trump must have something extremely nefarious up his sleeve.”
Historic: Man Wins Argument With Woman
“We’ve never seen anything like this in recorded history.”
Entire Federal Workforce Replaced by One 16-Year-Old Chick-Fil-A Employee
“If he can handle the lunch rush at Chick-Fil-A, doing the work of a million bureaucrats will be a cinch.”
White House Reporters Mystified by Press Secretary Who Answers Questions
“There was something truly unsettling about being in there, asking questions, and getting straight answers.”
Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
The outlook for people trained to root out neo-colonial white power structures has never been worse.
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Cal Thomas That Was Then, This Is Now
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Ben Shapiro Trump’s Reality-Driven U-Turn
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Larry Elder The Left Discovers Milton Friedman
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Gary Bauer Another Media Scandal
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Armstrong Williams Cut the Bureaucracy, Save Social Security
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Byron York Tim Walz and the Border Crisis That Would Still Be a Crisis
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Laura Hollis What Are You Protesting?
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The Washington Stand White House Must Restore AP Access, Rules Trump-Appointed Judge
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The Babylon Bee Here Are the Products Most Affected by Tariffs in Each Country
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