WASHINGTON, D.C. — Days after she was unexpectedly caught meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer reportedly sneaked back into the White House on Monday in far less conspicuous attire.

According to White House insiders, Governor Whitmer returned to the Oval Office for a follow-up meeting with the president, but planned ahead this time, arriving in a full burqa to simultaneously conceal her identity and honor her large number of devout Muslim constituents.

“It was definitely her — I would recognize that shrill voice anywhere,” said one administration source who asked to remain anonymous. “She wasn’t happy about being caught on camera the other day, so when she showed up for today’s meeting, she made sure nobody could see her face. To be honest, we’re all pretty grateful. Have you seen her? Oof. Like the Joker, but crazier and more terrifying.”

When asked about Whitmer’s return this morning, President Trump did not confirm his guest’s identity. “We had a great conversation, whoever she was,” he told reporters. “My people told me I had a meeting, and in comes this person wearing a set of curtains. Like a black ghost. That’s what she looked like. But she wasn’t scary, she was actually very nice. A nice black ghost, whoever she was.”

The burqa-clad visitor left the White House without speaking to reporters.

At publishing time, rumors circulated that Whitmer was planning to have herself enclosed in a wooden crate and shipped via air freight to the White House for her next meeting with President Trump.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.