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The Babylon Bee / October 14, 2024

9 Things Trump Could Do To Guarantee Victory In November

As Election Day gets ever closer, the entire country is sitting on the edge of its collective seat.

The Babylon Bee / October 11, 2024

10 Differences Between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden

You’re welcome, Kamala! Next time an interviewer asks what’s different, you’ll be ready.

The Babylon Bee / October 10, 2024

CBS Reveals They Interviewed Kamala for 721 Hours in Order to Compile ‘60 Minutes’ of Usable Footage

“People criticizing it just don’t realize all the blood, sweat, and tears that were shed to make this episode possible.”

The Babylon Bee / October 9, 2024

10 Clever Ways to Smuggle Humanitarian Supplies Past FEMA

All you have to do is use some good old-fashioned American ingenuity.

The Babylon Bee / October 8, 2024

Democrats Cruelly Make Fun of Autistic African-American Jumping for Joy

“It’s very sad, very sad, but unfortunately in character for Democrats.”

The Babylon Bee / October 7, 2024

Thousands of Migrant Farmworkers Head North in Preparation for the Democrat Ballot Harvest

“It’s going to be a bumper crop. So many ballots to harvest, and so few harvesters.”

The Babylon Bee / October 4, 2024

8 More Historical Events Tim Walz Has Claimed to Be At

No one can compare to the storied journey of one Timothy J. Walz.

The Babylon Bee / October 3, 2024

Harris Supporters Trying to Figure Out How to Convert Joy Into Groceries

“Can anyone tell us what the current joy-to-groceries exchange rate is?”

The Babylon Bee / October 2, 2024

DOJ Indicts JD Vance for Brutally Beating 3 Women

“We will be forced to issue a warrant for his arrest if he does not turn himself in… or just drop out of the race.”

The Babylon Bee / October 1, 2024

Tim Walz Really Excited After Hearing He Might Get Spanked at Debate

“I was nervous at first … but I didn’t realize it was that kind of a debate.”

The Babylon Bee / September 27, 2024

Eric Adams Declares New York a Sanctuary City for Mayors Facing Federal Criminal Charges

A caravan of panicked Democratic mayors from all across the country has formed to march to New York.

The Babylon Bee / September 25, 2024

‘共产主义是最好的! 好好好!’ Says Tim Walz in Eloquent Rebuttal of Alleged Ties to China

“Just because I went on a couple of spa dates with Xi, everyone thinks I’m some type of undercover Chinese asset.”

The Babylon Bee / September 24, 2024

Here Are the Remaining 10 Celebrities Who Haven’t Endorsed Kamala Harris

While she may have a lot of stars on her side, she doesn’t have the ones that really matter.

The Babylon Bee / September 23, 2024

15 Seconds Into Kamala Harris Interview, Oprah Decides to Endorse Trump

Winfrey announced that everyone in attendance would receive a free MAGA hat.

The Babylon Bee / September 19, 2024

Here Are 9 AI-Generated Deep Fakes of Gavin Newsom That Are Illegal to Share in California

Don’t worry, nobody’s laughing at you. Please don’t put us in jail. Yet.

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